Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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