Buhtt sex?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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