going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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