the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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