So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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