you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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