But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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