It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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