Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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