Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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