STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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