Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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