She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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