What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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