My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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