ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
