is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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