I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
