just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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