Me. At least after what I've been through.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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