I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
