But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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