i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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