Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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