Welp...herpes.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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