Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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