i think i have herpe
just one?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
