one might say we're banned from that church
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
