Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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