he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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