their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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