Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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