she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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