i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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