I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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