I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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