Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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