Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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