I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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