you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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