Apparently you make a good broom.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
its liver damage thursday
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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