you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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