It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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