I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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