People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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