Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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