i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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