He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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