But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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