Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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