are you so shy because you have an std?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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