Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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