garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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