The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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